Corrupt a Wish

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, every gummy you eat is poisoned but it keep making you eat more.

I wish for a new Sonic character to come out!

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , He is hated by the community as a whole for being bland and just being a bad character in general.

I wish for an electric bike.

[E-124Gonzo 1]

Granted, but it will blow-up in 5 seconds

I wish for the Transformers to be real.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

The Decepticons kill you.

Doofensmirtz: I wish me and Ivo could rule the entire Tri-Universe Area! Or at least the Bi-Universe Area, if the Doof Egg Zone is too small to count as a universe. I better get our Egg Hedgehog-and-Platypus-Crushinator or whatever ready!

Eggman: Just don't give me a vase for Christmas, Heinz.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Wha? Um... granted but a Genesis wave is used to stop you two

(And this is why we don't need crossovers)

I wish it wasn't so cold

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, you are burned in lava.

I wish lions weren't so violent

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. The result: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-x79i5pf6ow&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-x79i5pf6ow

Doof: I wish that I had a Corrupt-A-Wish-Because-It's-Fun-inator. And it had a giant self-destruct button!

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it corrupts a crazy teenage girl's wish to bust her brothers then a secret agent platypus pressed the self destruct button causing you to curse him

I wish for a large umbrella

[BlurryDawgo 26]

It falls on you. (Perry presses the self-destruct button. Can't you think of something original?)

Perry: Grrrrrrr…

[Danny Felixe 330]

(He usually destroys the inator, also, Perry doesn't growl, he makes a gurgling noise)

Granted, you are now able to speak

I wish I hadn't underestimated the size of the umbrella

[E-124Gonzo 1]

Granted, but if you hadn't it still would've hurt you

I wish I wasn't a cyborg anymore

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Doof: Granted, you are now a lawn gnome. Why, you ask? It all goes back to my youth in Gimmelshtump. Back then, the Doofenshmirtzs' were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me. While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours. All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny. And since my lawn gnome was taken away from me, I wish that everyone was a lawn gnome but me!

[Danny Felixe 330]

(And Balloony until he floated away, also did he have to do his long emotionally scarring backstory?)

Granted but they attack you in your nightmares

I wish it were morning

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, the sun will never go back down again.

I wish I was younger.

[E-124Gonzo 1]

Granted, you went back inside your mother.

I wish the Dinobots were real and would help the Earth.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, but they eat all the meat.

Doof: Also…CURSE YOU DYLAN THE PORCUPINE WHO FOUND A WAY TO GET ON THIS WEBSITE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT DISAPPEARED AFTER THAT SUPER GENESIS WAVE!!!

Norm: I wish I was a real boy and my dad would love me!

[Danny Felixe 330]

(I'm from another zone and I came on before the super Genesis wave)

Granted but the love doesn't last

I wish for a pet dragon

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(I'll let the Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head grant this wish. And now, the dragon balances your checkbook. You have two more no-worry wishes, then one where you have to wish for something he likes or he'll turn you into a giant floating Dilly head. Don't judge him! He's a baby, for Aurora's sake!)

Dr. Finitevus: You know exactly what my greatest with is. Grant it, and I will spare your life.

(Joseph Kony = The doc.)

[E-124Gonzo 1]

What?

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(He's Dr. Finitevus. You know, that psychotic echidna who wants to kill everyone due to the fact that he believes the world is "filthy"? The guy who helped destroy Albion? The guy who turned Knuckles into Enerjak? The guy who indirectly but blamefully killed Locke?)

[Danny Felixe 330]

(He might be talking about the giant floating baby head part)

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(Just grant the dang wish.)

[E-124Gonzo 1]

Chicken......

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(So while everybody on the planet is dead, Finitevus is now a chicken, right?)

[E-124Gonzo 1]

yes exactly.