Corrupt a Wish

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted but you have to wait only for another day.

i wish that sega would stop working with nintendo and Mario ( undercover eggman )

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted, But now they works with EA !!! DLC FOR EVERYONE ^^

I wish for a better Computer.

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, but it's been encrypted by the CIA.

I wish I had better eyesight.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted, But you can also see dead people.

I wish For a Ps3

[Lena Stan Account 60]

but it's on fire

i wish i had a broken Xbox

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , What did you expect ? a repaired xbox ?

I wish a plane.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it doesn't fly

I wish to be dry from the rain

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but you'll get on fire each time .

I wish to be a singer.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted but each time you talk every mirror around you will break

i wish i had a hedgehog as a pet

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted but you'll hurt yourself everytime you touch it .

I wish I could travel around.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

(Sniped!!! :blink: )

Granted, but you can't meet anyone you know.

I wish I could jump into into any fantasy I wanted.

Edited 9 Sep 2013 by Knuckles The Echidna

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but you would get trapped there for a while , afrer discovering that staying would not be as great as you'd first though

(counter)

I wish for a silent car.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, but it doesn't go above 20mph (32kmh I guess since America likes to do everything different from the world lol)

I wish I was immortal

[Delicious echidna 53]

(Do you want me to di that one ? Because it's a quite sad one )

[Chromatic Terras 20]

(I threw the match into the gasoline with full intent on its effects. Getting it out the way now is best.)

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , But you'll have to see all your loved one passing away , one after the other ....

(man this is supposed to be a funny one , Let's try to avoid the wishes with only sad outcomes)

I wish for a club sandwhich.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, but there's a bug in it.

I wish for a bicycle

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, but it's a Penny Farthing.

I wish I had a glass of Pepsi.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is full of laxative

I wish I could be more evil.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but you become a wall street trader.

I wish for an eagle.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but he flies away as soon as you get him

I wish to own a live dragon

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish for a dinosaur that knows how to ride a ball.

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, but after 5 minutes it'd fall off the ball and crush you.

I wish to have sharks with laser beams on their heads as my loyal minions.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they all want to be top minion and eat each other

I wish the black arms invaded.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but then the Xorda invade and they kill each other

I wish people weren't so careless

(By the way Shadow, if you want sharks with laser beams, you should try Australia)