Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but Pikachu eats it before you.

 

I wish for cola :3

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but its diet.

I wish to river dance around Zangoose's burnt,smoldering, smelly,impaled,bloddy carcass! (I went a little dark)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

D: How dare you Seviper!! DIET Cola!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX

 

Granted but it comes back to life as a zombie and eats you. (So did I)

 

I wish for Christmas Miracle xD

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it rained!

I wish for a donkey.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it won't listen to you.

 

I wish for.. Seviper xD

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but he's on vacation.

I wish for...A super Seviper Mecha!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it falls apart right after first use.

 

I wish for hover shoes like Shadow's.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but their just cheap knock offs!

I wish for a pen-gu-in

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Well you get kanga-roo!

 

I wish for a pet rock.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I learn rock smash and now he's gone. (Ain't I the worse)

I wish for the maestro to play something with a little more of a beat.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he gets a heart attack and dies (No I'M the worst)

 

I wish for Dango :D

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but he went banco! (Haha! See what I did there.)

I wish for a wish again.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Not my dango! D: I wanted to eat it! Dx

 

Granted but now time will loop around you forever.. The same time ALWAYS

 

I wish for.... Acid in a jar >_> no reason..

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I drank it.

I wish for a pumpkin.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, but you may never sleep again. (It's a jack-o'-lantern.)

I wish that the moon would fall towards the earth within three days, give or take.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it squashed you and grinned.

I wish for this darn ice and snow to be over with!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now you get the same amount of Warmness and sand.

 

I wish for Jigsaw's doll.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it exploded.

I wish for more time for thinking!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but your brain explodes (dark I know...)

 

I wish for new gloves!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but they eat your hands!

I wish for a monkey sidekick.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he steals your spotlight!

 

I wish to be invisible!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but everybody thinks your dead.

I wish for a joke writer.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(great thanks :D)

 

Granted but your jokes are on Chocolove's level (meaning almost no one except selected few laughs at them or even gets them)

 

I wish to be the SHAMAN KING!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they kill you when they learn you are a girl.

I wish I was me.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you become self-centered

 

I wish I was a Chao