Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

You get the realization of boring Valentine's Day.

 

I wish for Xenoblade Chronicles 3D and Xenoblade Chronicles X.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they don't work.

I wish people would act their age on here.

[Guest]

Granted, but sooner or later, I can't live here longer than 100 years old.

 

I wish for my favorite Xenoblade Chronicle character, Metal Face, to take flight in the skies and crash any party. \(^o^)/

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but Metal Face will never fly afterwards EVER again o_o dun dun DUN!!

I wish to be in the horror game Misao!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you were never seen again!

I wish for you people to stop staring at my scars!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they start worshipping Zangoose.

I wish for a wish.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it was granted by someone who's less charming.

I wish for a wish that isn't about cake!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted you become a cake.

I wish James from team Rocket was the main character not Ash.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but he had the voice of a girl.

I wish my old partner in crr Cacnea would come back.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but your partner will become a pumpkin by midnight.

I wish to BE Misao

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but you forget who you were before

 

I wish I could play Skyrim at my hotel!  (No, I'm not addicted... honest...  <_< )

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it crashes and you lose your save data

I wish everyone here were trapped in mobius.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but everyone from Mobius is now trapped in the real world.

 

I wish my netbook could play DVD's (Grrrrrrr....)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but there is no sound.

I wish Skye wasn't at those bull sales.

[Skye Prower 386]

Thank goodness for subtitles

 

Granted, but that means I have more work at home so can't be on at all!  Wait.... have I just cursed myself?

 

Er... I wish I hadn't cursed myself!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted the curse passes onto Papa F.

I wish Thursday would hurry and come.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but it keeps hurrying and before you know it it's monday!

 

I wish I'd ordered some vinger for my chips

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you drown in vinegar.

I wish that all wishes prior to this one never happened.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but neither will they work from this moment forward.

I wish to be air

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Your last reply makes that a failure

I do not wish for anything

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Well sir you get a banana! Be happy :D

I wish for a genie

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but he was an evil genie!!!!

I wish for a Tango partner!!!!

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but you forget how to Tango

 

I wish there was Sonic Lego sets! (What can I say, I'm a big kid!)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted oh wait they kind of do exist.

There is a thing in argos called Sonic pixel bricks.

I wish I can't sing.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you lost your voice!

I wish I wasn't so charming.