Geoffrey St John

Yes! I have some very sweet chocolate treats for those who play nice. Some nice chocolate filled munchies.

It is April! So new challenge time. The challenge is that all posts must contain the words "Geoffrey St John is Awesome" at the end of them! So I'll begin. Geoffrey St John is Awesome

(What else is new?) Granted but it is a Jacket Potato I wish to eat nothing for never.

Free chocolate treats for all who play nice!

Walkies time! *puts a leash on Skye, Shini and Dylan*

Granted but it is corrupted I wish to be utterly evil, manipulative, untrustworthy and downright unpleasant.

Beanette the Dynamite.

Oh it is your Scythe? Well keep it in a safer place so Dylan doesn't use it again *throws Scythe to Shini blade first*

Eat him if you like, I won't stop you.

Banned because talk in the most famous language of all! Klingon! Geoffrey st jon ta' parHa'ghachwIj Hoch

(Time for a clean slate as the Skunk is back to normal) *a puff of smoke appears on the scythe and once it clears everyone can see their old friend Geoffrey there* Hey! Who does this scythe belong too? Oh hold on! *uses scythe to cut an apple from a tree*

Can you believe that Espio got it wrong? (In two days a new challenge begins)

Speaker of the truth.

Stater of the Obvious

The one without legs.

Ah! I had my own idea for Z. Well I just restarted the Alphabet so keep going!

Banned because my boredom can be traced to the actions of a few. And with this last post the Red Hood bids you farewell *shoots an oxygen Tank which is surrounded by petrol* Let it burn *escapes using a grappling hook as the tank explodes*

Banned because this has become boring.

Banned because The Spectre has told me that there is a giant sandwich and a chocolate bunny hidden somewhere near by. Lets search!

Kermit's kid.

*points an A-K47 at Thire* Go on and say it! (A tape plays "There are easier ways to kill yourself") Yeah like yelling at the guy holding the A-K47! *shoots at Thire multiple times from multiple angles with all knowledge that it is impossible to dodge them all*

Banned because Can someone silence Joker's frog? If you did I would give you anything you want.

Chapter 8 A chaos battery   Dr Eggman was sitting in his chair within the Command Centre when his master's concern for Colin returned to his head. "Why would he care about my nephew?" Thought Eggman to himself when an incoming signal appeared on a near by screen. "A signal from the power core? Hmm if I didn't know that there was no such thing as fate then I might have confused this for it" thought Eggman as he answered the signal.   A short overlander appeared on the screen, his head was covered with  brownish orange hair which was just short of being an afro. His eyes were covered by a mechanical visor, his nose was quite long and pointy. Under the nose he had a goatie which he kept well groomed. From the neck down he wore a dark green blazer with over his torso and arms. On his hands he wore black gloves, and from his waist to his ankles he wore black jeans and on his feet he wore black shoes.   "Uncle Eggman, I am calling to inform you that I require a new D46 for one of our power dampeners" said the overlander. "Ah, I will have one sent to you immediately, but while I have you Colin. Give me a status update on our "batteries" and the progress on your wife's improvements" said Dr Eggman. Colin nodded in acknowledgement of Eggman's command. "My wife has just arrived, she will update you herself while I check the status before updating you on the rest, Sir" said Colin as he saluted and left.   An overlander woman appeared on the screen, on her head she wore a metal headband that held her long black hair drifting down her back, it stop mid way down her back. On her arms, torso and legs she wore a long red gown with a cut on the left just letting her left knee to foot break free of the gown. On her feet she wore a pair of black high heeled shoes. Her hands were bare except for her wedding ring. "Ah my uncle in law! My techno magic is slowly but surely growing, I was able to take over one of those bots for three hours before my magic gave out" said the woman.   Colin then returned to the screen, he looked at his wife. "Regina my darling, your hair has some oil in it. You should go clean up before it ruins your lovely hair" said Colin as he kissed his wife bye. Once Regina was out of sight he turned to the screen once more. "Uncle Eggman, I have looked over everyone and have one concern to report. Battery E is the one who requires the requested part" said Colin which caused Eggman to react by instantly sending the order for the part. "I have made the order the highest priority so you should receive it shortly. But tell me of the physical conditions of our batteries" said Eggman.   Colin nodded as he used the console to add the image of a large glass tanker to the screen. "The status of Battery M is unchanged since my last update" said Colin before he changed the image to three seperate ones. "The co-joined batteries AW have began to deteriorate from consistent drainage but the decline is steady" said Colin. He then changed the three to new ones, "Sir Battery MP, Battery A and Battery AL have not changed status and that ends my report of section 1" said Colin.   He took a breath and a drink before continuing his report, "In section 2, battery N's status is unchanged as is battery L. Battery E is remaining steady but the condition is questionable given the dampener issue. And the core is flowing at a controllable rate so once the dampener is restored then everything will he satisfactory" said Colin concluding his report. "Very well, the part is about to arrive, you are dismissed" said Eggman as Colin as handed the part.   "So my power supply may deplete when those three pass. Even with that loss, my mission will be unhindered" thought Eggman to himself as Lady Chaos entered the room. "Master Eggman, reporting for new orders" said Lady Chaos. Eggman brought himself together mentally and gave out the new orders, "Lady Chaos, I command you to escort a shipment to the Nest Egg Casino and oversee the installation of the contents." After receiving her new orders, Lady Chaos saluted and left to accomplish them.

Banned because that was me blowing up the Batcave.