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  1. Count to 550 before a mod or admin posts!

    Wow you are doing well! And no I am not posting as staff so you can carry on.
  2. Last to post wins v3.0

    Stop making those boring "I win" posts unless you want my dream to come true!
  3. If you want to read a freaky and downright vile story proceed to Strange dreams thread and read mine from last night.

    1. Seviper the Fang Snake

      Seviper the Fang Snake

      I found it strange but also delightful.

    2. Shinomi-chan

      Shinomi-chan

      Nope it's odd. But interesting... I once saw a dream where I killed everyone I knew without even blinking.

    3. Geoffrey St John

      Geoffrey St John

      Haha well I wonder what Skye and Jest will make of it.

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  4. Strange Dreams

    I had a dream which was wierd. I was hanging out here with everyone happy as ever when a maniac with an adder attacked. I held him off while you all ran. The snake bit my face causing some damage and it's poison effected my mind. I went missing for five years while you all fixed this place up and made a little shrine to me. On the fifth anniversary of my disappearance you were all at the shrine when a masked man attacked and took you all prisoner to sell as slaves. The man lead you on a long walk to the place he could sell you. The man taunted you and told you what he intended. It was about a week after he captured you when he laughed at how exhausted you all were that Skye recognized the laugh and shouted "Geoffrey!? Is that you!?" The masked man just laughed louder and said yes. Before anyone else could say anything I pulled on the chains that binded everyone and forced you all to move. Two more days passed and learning it was me you all began to think it was some kind of prank and refused to take it serious. The next day Shadow began to struggle as we started walking up a steep hill. He was holding everyone back so I told him to get moving but he just laughed. Shadow then said "Geoffrey dude this is getting ridiculous, Just take off these chains and stop with this stupid game before you set off my asthma" That enraged me and I shouted "Game!? You think this is a game? This is serious! But if you have asthma then you are worthless to me" and I grabbed my sword smacking Shadow across the face then cutting off his hands and feet to remove the chains. He cried out in pain and began to wheeze. I then said "Worthless fool" as I decapitated him. It was then you all began to panic and one swift pull on the chains calmed you all down. Many of you deemed me a monster and a demon but Jest said "I refuse to believe the guy I know is gone. He is still in there somewhere and I will find him again" It was just after that we passed through a town with a large tv screen and Jest accidentally discovered a power to enter the tv like in Persona four. He acted quickly and pushed me into the screen dragging himself and the other eleven slaves attached to his chains. Because of the chains everyone but me was knocked out and I was able to make contact with one of my outside henchmen and told then to take the remaining captives to rest of the way and I'd meet them there. (I don't remember everyone but in the tv was me, Jest, Skye, Cheery, Dylan, Knuckles, Chosen one, Locke and NMS) In the tv world I remembered Persoba 4 and as everyone woke up I acted like I was in pain upon remembering something. Jest asked if I was ok and I said I recognized the place we were. I then unlocked the chains and put then away in my pack as we decided to look around for an exit. After a few hours we took a break while I walked a little further on. It was then several shadows appeared before me but seemed docile. I said the must be cowards so they should kill each other. The shadows then attacked each other and I realized I had some strange control over them as my own Shadow appeared before me and bowed saying "Your wish is my command" He then explained to me why it was like that and I needed a break so I headed back to the others but before I was visable I heard Jest say "Here in this world your hidden traits become visable as your shadow. I believe that here we can find Our Geoffrey the guy we care about as his Shadow" it was then I got an idea and using my Shadow control powers I set things up so in the tv world we walked the same path as we would have outside of it. Along the way many of you got your personas off screen in a way and the last one to get theirs was me. When we got to where mine was unknown to you we were at our destination in the real world. As we journeyed up my reality I made little glimpses of the "Old Geoffrey" appear to trick you. And at the top I denied my shadow and it transformed. You barely beat it but it was then I acted. I pulled out my sword and called more shadows there. I recreated everyone elses Shadows and had mine absorb them. The new more powerful form of my Shadow attacked and beat you all as I reattached the chains. I had my Shadow summon a tv to exit and dragged you all through it. Reunited with the otherI locked all of you in a cell and knocked my henchmen out. Tying them up and covering everyone in petrol I locked the door and waited until everyone was awake. It was then my monologue began. "Hello my pathetic pawns, everything has played out almost perfectly. I recruited a bunch of greedy idiots saying I was going to capture some people to sell as slaves. Thus gaining my expendable henchmen. So I kept the slave lie going as we captured the residents of scans. Along the way my identity was discovered and my prisoners lost the fear in me so I used a chance with that breathless buffoon to regain the fear. All it meant is he would die first. But then the religous nut forced many into that persona world where I discovered a power over the shadows who reside there. My Shadow told me that due to the poison of that snake which attacked scans when I vanished had caused my mind to become twisted. I became so vile, sick and twisted that there was no other side to me. This pure evil was all that was left of me. So I lead everyone down to road to my destination. I recaptured everyone and now you all stand in the place of your final monents. I will have my revenge on all who abandoned me! On those who left me to end up like this!" I then removed my mask to show that my right eye was gone, my ear was half eaten and several teeth marks covered my right side of the face. And there was no skin on my nose at all. I then struck a match and threw it into the cell and within seconds everyone was on fire. Bloodcurdeling screams echoed through the area, smoke covered the sky and ash covered the ground. I then sat back and fell peacefully into a sleep which I never would awaken from dying peacefully while everyone else died suffering. I then woke up today feeling very cruel.
  5. Ban the above poster

    Banned because I have a Poison pokeblock.
  6. Ban the above poster

    Banned because Seviper lets get her! You use poison tail and I will use iron tail *uses iron tail on Shini*
  7. Ban the above poster

    Banned because watch my iron tail! *uses Iron tail on Shini*
  8. Ban the above poster

    Banned because I am dressed as a Zangoose.
  9. Ban the above poster

    Banned because I am immune due to my powers.
  10. Top 10 Anime series

    10: Dragonball Z 09: Naruto 08: Hellsing 07: Yugioh 06: Digimon(Adventure one) 05: Pokemon 04: Bakuman 03: Romeo X Juliet 02: Sword Art Online 01: Deathnote (And just because I got the habit 11:Final fantasy Unlimited)
  11. Take a chance and pm the skunk. He may reply.

    1. Shinomi-chan

      Shinomi-chan

      As a person ooor...?

    2. Geoffrey St John

      Geoffrey St John

      The member here.

    3. Shinomi-chan

      Shinomi-chan

      Yep I know. He seems to like One Piece :3

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  12. Last to post wins v3.0

    Wait did I make an old man sing?
  13. Ban the above poster

    Banned because none have Geoffrey's respect.
  14. Ban the above poster

    Banned because he is right everyone fits that song.
  15. Geoffrey's Parodies

    Mogul: We study the past To prevent this future To save our mobian world I have faith in my student In his hands in falls Use everything you have learned You must achieve your goal Now go, Chronos Control! Silver! It is up to you Silver! You know what you must do Silver! Believe in yourself and come through The last hope of our world Don't let our hope fall The last hope of our world Don't let our hope fall Silver!
  16. Ban the above poster

    Banned for fitting the theme song of last post.
  17. Last to post wins v3.0

    Maybe but after all that song does describe everyone here lol.
  18. Last to post wins v3.0

    Very well then. I may work on one soon. But everyone here listen to this thread's new theme song.
  19. Last to post wins v3.0

    Do I need another parody?
  20. Geoffrey's Parodies

    Geoffrey:I am making a plea I pray you can hear me I reluctantly must raise the alarm We must make a stand Together with weapons in hand Before our city comes to harm I thought as our king He could achieve my dream But I saw the truth too late, So hear my voice! And make your own choice Lets bring back the acorns again! Will you fight or not? This could be our only shot I'll lead you to redeem my name I'll fix this, and live on in shame Do you cower or cheer? There is no place for fear! You've got me as leader, This will take all we've got Are you with me? Will you fight or not? Elias: Restore my crown?, Ha!, Silver: Extreme power Shard: We battle united, against one foe Lyco and Leeta: We no longer need to hide Battle side by side; Lets deliver Naugus a devestating blow! SFf: We'll strike from the shadows In justices name; Acting as we know we must! Protecting all around, Without a sound, In Geoffrey, can we trust? Geoffret: Will you fight or not? Allies of a robot? No need to forgive me, But you must see I've realized the true monstrosity He's a foe not a friend Temporary truce I recommend This isn't a child's game The battle will get hot; We will face flames Will you fight or not? Sally: Together we'll achieve victory, Sonic and Tails: Nothing can slow us down Antoine: Zat you can guarentee Rotor: Lets regain the acorn's crown Geoffrey:Come along, then! March forth! Will you fight or not? We have to give it, all we've got (Yes!) We can not wait any longer, Time is ticking fast Nicole: You rid us of Naugus at last Dylan: Will they run or fight? Hamlin: Show them Mobotropolis' might! Geoffrey: Will you stand with me, or ignore Naugus' plot? Who will join me? Decide quickly. Everyone: Will you fight or not?
  21. The Happy Birthday Thread

    I know it is still early but I have no idea if or when I will get on tomorrow so I decided to post now. February 12th is the birthday of our resident cheerleader so happy early birthday to him!
  22. Last to post wins v3.0

    Hmm it seemsvthings are as they seem.
  23. Corrupt a Wish

    Granted but it is your own I wish Basil Stag Hare and Chickenhound were my minions.
  24. General Fire Emblem thread

    I like emblem too. Blame Skye for it!
  25. Last to post wins v3.0

    If something was done wrong they would know straight away.

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