Seviper the Fang Snake

Granted you studied in 20 degrees. I wish certain situations weren't inferior.

Seviper: I have my own tools, my fangs and poison tail.

*SJ wakes up* Seviper: Look who decided to wake up.

Seviper searches through the computer untill he found the most recent log "This must be latest entry, a video in fact." Seviper plays the video. An old proffesor speaks. "Looks like you finally got the message Seviper, my son. You probably have lots of questions, but for now you must know you weren't the only poison type raised here. There was a Toxicroak, very hostile. *footsteps* Their onto me. Goodluck my son. *message ends*

Seviper: Most likely.

The game that made a big impact on my life and hooked me up on video games was Banjo-Tooie. I was a trouble maker when I was little, so she got me a N64 to make me chill out. I was hooked.

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Banned because I'm thinking of resigning from the whole sidekick/servent thing.

Well, the Chaotix usually end up not getting paid at the end of each job.

Granted, it was destroyed before you got there I wish black ops 2 didn't suck.

Dashing, heroic, cool, awe inspiring? 40

Banned because I live to serve.

"Back on Mobius I was taught about machines, by some intellegent people."

*Seviper looks at the sleeping SJ* Seviper: You are my greatest treasure. *SJ snuggles in his father's coils*

Granted, you became insane. Granted, you became insane.

Seviper spotted a computer. "This must be the central computer." Seviper gains access.

Banned because you forgot to give Mistress Eliza her daily chocolate.

No. 4

*noticed SJ fell asleep* *Seviper stops playing guitar* *Seviper wraps SJ in his coils*

Granted but you kept falling out of the sky. I wish people would understand my awsome logic.

Now to cause an explosion to make them run away in terror. *clicks detonator* Where's the kaboom? There was suppose to be a planet shattering kaboom! 92

Yeah the bazooka is to too casual Let's go with C4 *thinks how much is need* Screw math! Just use it all! 90