Shadow, 9 Jul 2013
Posted 13 Jun 2018
Posted 14 Jun 2018
What's a Soub? Some kind of deep fried enchilada?
It's a retired hentai tentacle shop.
Posted 16 Jun 2018
Hmm...do they have grilled cheese?
Posted 16 Jun 2018
Huh... let me search the archives...
It was recently used and is still wet. Do you want it? Just for the mere price of 399$. It also keeps saying "But can you do this?" when touched. It might even keep on saying that after eating or... *cough*.
Don't ask why it is in a shop for retired hentai tentacle actors.
Posted 3 Jul 2018
Hmm...A normal person would hesitate but since the jury found me innocent due to an insanity plea I'll accept!
Huh okay now get outa my shop!
*walks away slowly*
Posted 4 Jul 2018
Hey you! You look new. Want something from my olde shop?
Posted 5 Jul 2018
Umm..... No? *still backing away*
Posted 6 Jul 2018
HMMMM... *whispers in phone* get him.
*reaches door* Ok bye now! *runs*
That looks to be a fast exit
It's the fastest
Posted 8 Jul 2018
But YoU'rE ToO sLoW. *teleports behind you to drag you into the shop*
*wave* Have fun
Posted 10 Jul 2018
Oh Muffin will. Muffin surely will. *drags to the store*
Noooooo! *grabs Dylan* Save me!
o_oHow am I supposed to do that?
I dunno, give me some cash, if I buy something he'll probably leave me alone.
Posted 11 Jul 2018
If by any chance you don't have any cash on you... you just might become the next hot thing in my shop! Shop's Policy ever since the great founder.
I only have one coin *holds up*
I suppose I could just do this *throws a burning ball into the shop while wearing a Sonic mask*
Ooooh free exotic items. Thanks furry terrorist! Have this one as a victim. *lets go of Muffin and goes after the ball*
Thanks! *takes coin and runs for life*
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