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[Noodles The Echidna 23]

enough to stoke the fire.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Oooooooh!!! :D We got a genius/badass over here!

[TriforceP 9]

If a woodchuck can Chuck wood then how much wood does he need to Chuck between Woodchuck Hanukkah and Woodchuck New Years?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it

[Shinomi-chan 294]

*looks at Tri* .... Are you God? o_o

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

I thought he was green!

[TriforceP 9]

BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

We don't bow. It's not our thing.

[Danny Felixe 330]

I am cuteness! I bow to no one!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

I can roll though?

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

I can juggle!

[Danny Felixe 330]

Rolling is fun!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

*drops and rolls* He's right!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

*rolls down a hill* Weeeee! Wait.. how did you stop again?

[Danny Felixe 330]

Put on the brakes

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Activate your air bag!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Do you want me to stop it? My fee is one life.

[TriforceP 9]

*pushed Skylar in front of the car*

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(HUh? Skylar?  Did I miss the part where me and Skye fused together?)

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Mightve just mean seeing the name wrong. But who knows!)

I thought I was next *sniffle* no one pays attention to me

[Shinomi-chan 294]

*hits a tree* .... oh don't worry I guys I found the breaks!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

We pay attention! Come on! *rolls down hill*

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Oooh I found something shiny!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

*looks up* WHERE!?!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

....Over that totally not man eating tree? *points*

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Shiny! *crashes into tree*