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[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

I'm hungry...*looks at Skye*

[Skye Prower 386]

Er... I think there's some pizza outside.  Or pie?

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

No. I'm in the mood for a fox sandwich.

(Say goodbye to Skye everybody)

[Skye Prower 386]

You wouldn't like that.  The fur would get stuck in your teeth

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

*thinking*

Voice 1: He does have a valid point.

Voice 2: No way man! Eat him!

*gets confused*

I don't know what I want!

[Danny Felixe 330]

Eat cheese! Cheese for the please!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

*thinking*

Voice 1: Cheese sounds good.

Voice 2: Yeah!

Okay!

[Danny Felixe 330]

That worked

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

*eats cheese*

I'm not hungry anymore.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

WHERE IS MY SON! *feels like a bad dad*

[Skye Prower 386]

That was odd

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

You're telling me!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

I am a terrible father.

[Skye Prower 386]

No you're not!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

If I wasn't my son wouldn't be missing.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

You're great! And I didn't eat him.

[Skye Prower 386]

You'll find him

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Yeah...

[Geoffrey St John 175]

I've looked everywhere and can't find him.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

I can't take the guilt anymore!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Guilt!?

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

I kinda know...what happened to your boy..

[Geoffrey St John 175]

*becomes slightly angry*

What gappened?!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Well he wanted to play hide and seek in the forest and I said OK but then I lost him...Don't kill me!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

What forest!? *holds wristbow next to Seviper's head*