Delicious echidna

CHAPTER 1: KNEE-DEEP IN THE ROCK (No, not this one.....) And so begin this adventure, my friends. Mont Grimrock. Big. Ominous. Terrifying. Just like my stepmother. And they wonder I never go near it. Grimrock, not My stepmother. But then again, one does not exclude the other. So.. Yet another convoy of prisonner is flying toward these grim mountains...And at this board, 4 poor lads.. The 4 of them were accused of high treason. It was obviously a lie. But fortunaly, by the time they would leave this godforsaken place, their name would be cleared. And then, there is the king. In his great generosity, he decided that the 4 "companion" would face the ultimate judgement. Shall they survive the many puzzles, traps and monster of this forgotten dungeon, They would be set free. But only at the condition of their survival. Unfortunaly, it would not be a simple adventure in a dungeon: It was supposed to be a punishement. And as such, all they had on them was nothing but the torn clothes they had since their short "vacation" in the Crawford's prison. And There they were. The pit that would determine their fate. The three statue around it were making the whole thing even more breathtaking. but time wasn't at appreciating nice sculpture. "The King has decided to give you a chance to redeem yourself. Do not waste such a chance ." Said The captain of the guards. And on these woords, They were thrown away in the pit, the last thing they'd hear from the Outside world, being said Captain Shouting a Quite evil "AND GOOD LUCK FELLAS!" And Gone was the light.It was only the beginning ..... "Hugh.... we are we people?" Locke Was still half-conscious at the time. But it was acceptable. after that kind of fall, one would have been expected to die. :"I think I can guess: Somewhere, between Lost, and inside a freaking montain. I hope that helped." "Oh yes, Almost as much as someone showing a book to a blind man." "Guys...... Guys................. please stop Mobius , i want to g-get.... to get down" Skye was obviously quite shaken by his fall.. And totally not just because he also found yet another use to cheery as a matress. "We aren't stopping anything for you, mindless warrior....alright, it mind be my fault if you are a bit more mindless right now, but you'll totally get better later. Hopefully... "Calm down everyone! Now about we take a look around, shall we?" And so they did. Well..... it appeared to Locke's mind that they were in a quite distressful situation, but that all hope wasn't lost. That is, until Skye, Still dizzy ,fell on the wall behind, touching an hidden button ...that triggered a mechanism , opening an even more hidden door... "Well, now that's unexpected." "I like surprises.Do you?" "DIBS ON MAGIC STUFF!!!" So, all they found it this hidden room were nothing but your average Rogue's loadout: A pair of boots, and a Shuriken. Now How did these things ended up there is totally out of my mind. Just deal with , ok? " well welll..... would you look at that. I could use the extra equipement indeed." As he put on the boot and got his newly found Shuriken ready for battle."Oh don't worry, I'll enjoy the warm touch of these boots for you until we get out of here." " Fortunaly for Us Shadow, I highly Doubt it was the only hidden room around. Aurora may know how many of these we might find. But We know at the very least that they contain useful equipement in it.So, shall you find anything suspicious around,Just take a closer look at it. we cannot allow ourselve to miss anything." "Indeed. And Ithink that in fact, we are going to need every single piece of gear we might find.Just to be sure." Skye finnally got a bit better. ,"Oh, nice Boot shadow. I Wonder if We'll get to find some for my size...." "Enough chit chat for now."As locke opened the way."We can also walk and Speak at the same time, remember? Now let's get to that torch over there. I think it's the only way." And walking they did. So far, it was an uneventful walk in what was basically the first floor of a deadly dungeon.The four of them knew it wouldn't last. They eventually got ahold of their first puzzle. Well... puzzle was quite the word to describe it... " This portal here almost make me wonders... was this made not to let us in, or to not ..... Let Them out?" " Stop saying stupid things. If there happen to have any monster, I'll blow it to smitherin with my incredible powers!!!!" Another couple of minutes later, our walorous party once again ended up against a wall.... and guess what ? it had a secret switch too!!!! Once again, luck was on their side as they got... a cudgel... oh well, It made skye happy, so nobody minded. But the only apperent calm of this place was troubling.... even more so since they knew there was something around. It became a relief when they finnally found another form of life wandering around..... "Is that a snail?" "Yes it is...Wait, Something is wrong..... OH AURORA IT'S GETTING CLOSER. IT'S GETTING CLOSER!!!!!" " THROW SOMETHING AT IT!!!!! I don't want to be it's dinner tonight!!!!" That thing had a nasty bite. Fortunaly , Shadow's rock were even Nastier. "CHAOS ROCK !" And the monster.....exploded. Talk about critical existence failure. At least, It left food behind. Food that Skye quickly putted in his Bag. "Hum, that was something...to say the least. I mean, Blowing up!!!! Are these things made of explosive or what ?" "Don't think about it too hard, or else you'll get shivers down your spine. Believe me, it's for the best if I'm telling you that." Still.... it was quite a fight, and our bunch of heroes needed some time to rest up a bit before going back again.

IT BEGINS. After two days of hardous waiting, the thing Many around you heard about is now Live ! I, Locke, will try the impossible to give you an humourous Written let's play of my adventures deep inside the many and dangerous dungeons of "Legends of Grimrock". But I won't be alone, oh no. As I'll be with 3 other great lads, also in needs of adventure. Without further wait, here is this great party of valorous and brave adventurers Sexy bunch, aren't they? Anyways, I'll probably start tomorrow night. So before, Maybe you'd like me to do many things, or probably add up some stuff to this topic. For one, I'll think I'll add a bio for each character. So, unless you trust me that much, how about telling me what you'd like to see in their own personnal stories? It's up to you people. And it begins, NOW.

Moonwatcher was ruining Steppenwolf's ranting at Knuckles and Remington at a Police station while Showing Lien da's sensual hairs on Dimitri

"Ah yes, it came back to me.... My ex-wife is coming this afternoon, so please the lot of you, try and behave. I don't need her berating me, even after the fact that we have been divorced for 10 YEARS." Said Locke. (ooc: Do I have to play her, or Is someone up to the challenge? Dylan?)

"You don't want to know Dylan. But it was quite something.... And from the Look I got to see On Locke's face, It might only be the beggining." Said Glen.

"Hey! The foxxy one matters to me at least!." Said Glen defensively. "hum, I think I saw some CDs over there. They ought to be some of mina's . You might be able to listen to them in your room."

"Well, it might depend on you, But don't forget it's supposed to be later that day." ----------------------------------------- "Well, Dylan finnaly back? That would be great indeed." Said Glen.

"Don't worry. He must have learned his lesson by now."

Red whispered something at melody."I know what you feeling right now. But given this mina's situation, your behavior might have chances to be seen as simple shock from being in front of a celebrity.So no matter what happen, you'll be safe, ok?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I gotta say, Glendolyn was right. It was quite a morning we had today.... Let's just hope it won't be like that for the rest of the week. I could use some more calm and tranquility." Said Glen.

"So, I take You had a good time with Shadow then? I hope it wasn't too uneventfull for you." "And it seems you even made a new friend on the way." Said Locke

"I know this smell. Who was it this time?" Said Glen. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Perfect . let's go then." And They teleported back to the Hotel. "Welcome back you two." Said Red, once she saw them..

"Well, well see ...." Said Locke. He then realised something: his ex-wife."Oh aurora. Skye, do that quickly; We have to get back to the hotel before the afternoon.Two words: ex-wife." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And I'm answering you: it's entirely up to you."

"Do as you wish."

"Wonderful. At least it's nice to see that even a guy like shadow still has a place for a cute girl in heart." Said Glen.

"Ok Hope, And my name is Glen.Glad to meet you by the way." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Probably being together discussing about things and others.... Maybe you'd like to see them again, once you are done here. I suppose you could even try to join Locke."

"Oh well, I just happen to be like that. Nothing wrong about it. I just care about peoples in general. it's something life taugh me." Said Prime glen with a smile.

"Oh! here you are . I was upset for a moment."

"I wonder what would the ultimate lifeform do against an angry mod of fangirls........But anyways, I saw you coming back with a little girl. She looked hurt. Is she alright?"

"Sure, like that time you got in with your FABULOUS golden dyed fur 'coat'....."

"I see, Chestfur Dyejobber.Well, then, I'm sure Mina'll enjoy the surprise then." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I see, just don't overdo it too much. You might be used to this, but not me.... I'm an adept of a less graphic form of magic after all......"

II'm still mad over the fact that I'll to play it again to unlock shadow on the Android version.

"I know it.That is all you need to understand for now."

"Well , I had quite the morning thank to you all. I enjoyed it that's for sure, but still.... Revenge has to be taken.It's not like it was the worst punishment ever made....." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I heard something too, buut they mustn't be bothered. At all." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Well, you are not stammering, that's a beginning inndeed."Said Locke."But just don't do that ever again.At least not in front of me.No that's some litteral parental fear you threw at me right now." as locke took skye with him.

Spectre started to feel an important of energu coming from where Locke and Skye went. He decided not to act, and hoped that Locke would call for help before Trouble would arise. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Locke did not act. But the way he was bitting his lip and how his fist were clenching meant a lot. He was Dying to act, but he couldn't do anything.... the consequences would be even worse than expected...... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey!!! Beside, It's GLENDOLYN, With A 'Y' ." "Still better than Glenda ,big boy" "You are asking for trouble little man.I'm going to....." His telephone rang."Yes? Oh, Mina!!!How is it going? yes, I'm fine too. I hope you aren't ... oh, you happen to be on vacation around these part? I though it was on ly for the concert. it's nice to hear.yes, I'm totally free for something to eat, I'm sure Honey will be in joy to see you again! seeya!!!" "Lucky you, I won't jump in your face today. BUT, I can exact my revenge on you and the moongoose girl by having you BOTH coming with me to meet Mina , later that day. How are you feeling about it?"