Seviper the Fang Snake

Granted but it rained! I wish for a donkey.

*eats sandwich* Just another day at the office.

I enjoyed the issue. 1.It gave us more back story on Dr.Ellidy. 2.Nicole and Phage finally have their confrontation which I originally thought it was going to happen in the previous issue. And 3. It gives Phage that creepy but awesome vibe.

Granted but its diet. I wish to river dance around Zangoose's burnt,smoldering, smelly,impaled,bloddy carcass! (I went a little dark)

First let me tilt my baseball cap. Save the chocolate bars!

I had a this dream last night... A giant cheese golem was destroying everything. I rode on my magical,flying,rainbow farting Unicorn. The battle commenced and I defeated the cheese golem with my unicorn's cheese cutting beam. But then a giant fire breathing snail approached and it destroyed my unicorn. All hope was lost until I summoned a giant salt shaker and poured it on the snail.

Granted but I put a saddle on you and ride on you like a Pegasus. I wish for a sandwich.

Having tea and sandwiches with Doctor Doom I can't find the Seviper-Mobile keys!

Granted but he's mean. I wish for my own spin off and hope it doesn't suck.

Zangoose is a pest. Fun time is any time.

Fine but it taste like lead. We went south to taste grandma Seviper's apple pie

Granted but then you blow up. I wish for someone to finish my sentence.

Yea! Go! Go! Go!

OK. Thats sounds fair. *hands keys to Skye*

"My name's Gregg. The grim reaper and don't laugh." Gregg the Grim Reaper: Conker's Bad Fur Day "You'll soon feel my merry old soul on top of your puny heads!" King Coal: Banjo-Tooie "Master registration deleted. E-series friends. Must save." E-102 Gamma: Sonic Adventure DX

*looks at the tornado* Uh....

I got the keys to the tornado again.

Then it shot laser beams at me!

I almost died in that thing! Your dad needs to stop building dangerous contraptions. That cookie jar protection bot tried to strangle me!

The important lesson is: Never trust Seviper alone with the tornado.

Remember the time I crashed the tornado? He was so angry. Then I felt bad. Then I ate a sandwich and felt better.

There's no one around to blame! You're in for a real SHOCK!

Banned because: Seviper: All that work for what!? So it could fall apart!? Oh well I still got my cave!