Seviper the Fang Snake

Banned because *Looks at spray* Is this friendly towards the Ozone Layer?

Shinni...what're you doing?

""I think that's mostly everyone." Said Seviper    "Well I did steal am for a grand scheme..." Said Zangoose 

Bite my poisonous... *tree falls over*

Banned because Grammar Nazi!? *screams and runs in circles*

Who will buy Seviper his new shiny sleigh!   Now where's my hot sauce covered hat?

Ally smiled.   "I guess that's a good thing." Whispered Seviper to Ziona.     "We'll I'm no longer destroying, commiting genocide, breaching dimensions so I can steal silverware...that last one's troubling." Replied Zangoose 

"I'm okay with it." Said Ally    "Ice cream? I'm in!" Said Lance as he jumped over Seviper.   "I did what I thought was right...in my own mind." Replied Zangoose 

Ally smiled as she was hugged   "Sure did." Said Seviper    "You know what they say. Appearances can fool." Said Zangoose 

"Now let's all go home and get some ice cream." Said Seviper    "Let's just say I got tired getting the tar kicked out of me." Replied Zangoose 

Banned because A is for Apple.

"Seems there all good then." SaidSeviper    "Yeah. I realize that now." Said Zangoose 

(You monster!)   Granted but it has a video of a duck tap dancing on a balcony in an infinite loop!   I wish for a pogostick with cuphoders!

Banned because that's not what it says in this hand book of known trademarked mottos! *is actually reading a abc pop-up book*

"I'm glad." Said Ally then she turned towards Ziona and nodded   "Yeah. I've made a few killbots in my time." Said Zangoose         

"Do you like my humming?" Asked Ally smiling   "He sounds like a bad egg. If I can hack into this roboy's memory bank I could learn something. If not...well I guess I got a robot brain to play with." Said Zangoose    "Right." Said Seviper 

Ally followed and started to hum.   "So know matter how much he gets thrashed he keeps coming back huh? Guess I should relate." Replied Zangoose    "I hope those trash cans didn't rough you up Zi." Said Seviper 

Banned because don't know till you die...I mean try!

"Hmm?" Said Ally    "I guess they need more man power." Said Zangoose as he ripped off an eggpawn's head that was lying on the ground 

*throws giant rabbid squirrel*

"Uh huh." Replied Ally.   "How come nobody's taken him down then?" Replied Zangoose 

Antoine D'Coolette, Old D'Coolette family home, Mercia, 0815 MST Antoine woke up with a long yawn. He got up from his bed and headed downstairs. "I wonder what that noise was last night...oh well." They coyote looked through his cabinets to see if there was anything to make but unfortunately it was cleared out. "Guess I'll go into town and get something there." Said Antoine as he sheathed his sword and walked out the door.   Charmy Bee, Casino Night Zone, 0700 MST "I'm starving...can't go back home now. I don't wanna marry that girl. Girls are gross. Good thing I got some pocket money before I ran away." Said Charmy as he searched for a good place to eat that was affordable. "Too fancy. Too healthy...Ooh! A chili dog stand!" Said the bee as he flew to the vendor and obtained the chili dog.   Bean the Duck, Battle Bird Armada Airship above the Central Sea 0640 MST  "There seems to be no improvement after the procedure...shame. We were hoping you were the test subject we've been looking for but you like the others were utter failures! You two! Escort this reject to a cell. I guess Project Dynamite is a lost cause..." Said a bird in a white lab coat and googles. "Sure thing Doctor Bin." Said one of the guards as they carried the green feathered duck away. Bean's mind slowly began to descend into madness.  

Turn that alarm clock off! *throws giant acorn at NMS*

Banned because Whatchoo guys talking about? *eats fudgey sardine and popcorn sandwich*

Granted but nobody in history will be able to beat it. You just get a little better every time you try.   I wish for Chocolate Hadouken Kamehameha Penicillin Kawaii Kitsunes!