Seviper the Fang Snake

Hyrule Warriors Wii U version   I have a love for hack and slash games and Zelda so the combined of the two drawed me into getting it. Gameplay can be repetitive but it's a nice distraction from all the things plaguing me of late. I've already completed legend mode and currently doing adventure mode to unlock all the characters minus DLC and all the weapons. As of favorite characters go I would have to say Daruina just for being a sheer power character, Midna, and Gannondorf. Least is Fi cause it's Fi.     So I'm enjoying it for the most part 

Empress of all Anime!

"It was?" Asked Fenn.   "Oh yeah! She knows when I'm in the cookie jar." Whispered Seviper to Zoe.

Can I work overtime for no money!?

Banned because Yeah I like a cheese burger and some chili cheese fries Chaos King....Oh and a toy!

Granted he's a demon.   I wish for Flying Pirate waffle flipping cheese doodle eating barracudas!

"I tried my best..." Said Fenn disappointed that she couldn't help Stacey.   "You're Mom would've found you!" Said Seviper   

Banned because back in the 50's when we wore leather jackets and uses too much hair gel and sang Summer Loving

Thanks you guys!

"Here goes nothing..." Said Fenn as she tried to lift Stacey with psychic but couldn't.   "And I see you're not alone either." Said Seviper seeing Dominic.

"I can try...but I'm still trying to make it better." Said Fenn.   "That seems likely!" Said Seviper getting up.

"I could use psychic to move you..." Said Fenn.   "You must've been taking your vitamins today to knock me down like that or I'm full of bricks!" Said Seviper 

Okay! *hands over 5 dollars* And here's an extra 20 when I was wasting time in the bathroom!

"OK...but I don't think I can carry you." Said Fenn.   Seviper fell down as Zoe ran into him and said "Did someone call for a train?"

Happy Birthday Skye but not quite yet here but all the same! Have a good one fuzzy buddy!

Banned because Oh that's right! The governor of Candy Land is my card buddy! Along with Batman, the Doughboy, Scrooge McDuck, and The Hulk.

"Yeah. You gonna do the magic now?" Said Fenn.   Seviper was about to wrap his tail around Ziona but stop once he saw Zoe.

You made a rhyme! *starts blowing bubbles*

Banned because Shhh! Nobody knows that! Or that you're secretly plotting to kill the governor of Candy Land.

(Ah Muk! I did it again! I mean...It was Zangoose...)   I have a tail too! *laughs obnoxiously*

( banned becaise I ate pizza last night in a ninja turtle shirt...is that odd?)   Curse? Wouldn't be the first time!  

"Daddy's archenemy! But he's in jail!" Said Fenn.   "OK!" Said Seviper sitting next to Ziona.

OK! *puts a price tag on Geoffrey's tail* Who want it! Tail of a Ixis Skunk! $175.62 plus tax!

"Bad people! Like that smelly Mr.Zangoose!" Said Fenn   "That's what I like to hear Zi!" Said Seviper.

Wanna go Jelly Fishing Geoffward!?