Geoffrey's Parodies

[Geoffrey St John 175]

This is quite an old parody of mine but I felt like posting it up.

 

Blake: I can see you're crying

But this isn't about you.

Deep in your heart you know

This is something he has to do.

 

Joanne: What if he isn't ready

What if this is a mistake.

Until we are sure of the answer

This is a journey he shouldn't take.

 

Blake: We can never be sure,

When our boy is ready to grow.

As his parents we must

Be prepared to let him go.

 

Joanne: I know you're right,

I see his spirit every single day.

He will soon get his first Pokémon,

And I can't stand in his way.

 

 

Blake and Joanne: We've got a job

The last thing to be done,

Is to help him on his way

And believe in our son.

This feeling is familiar

We've felt this once before.

But we've got a job to do,

And help him walk out the door.

 

 

Jack: I know this can't be easy,

But now things won't be as loud.

On this journey I'm taking

I'll try to make you proud.

My path is predetermined

I know what steps to take,

The mountains are mine to conquer -

This story is mine to make!

 

Blake and Joanne: We've got a job

(Jack: The future is calling,)

Blake and Joanne: The last thing to be done,

(Jack: A new adventure to take.)

Blake and Joanne: Is to help him on his way

(Jack: So many choices await)

Blake and Joanne: And believe in our son.

(Jack: For me to make.)

Blake and Joanne: This feeling is familiar

(Jack: Mum and dad for me)

Blake and Joanne: We've felt this once before.

(Jack: You couldn't have done more)

Blake and Joanne: But We've got a job to do,

(Jack: Now please smile,)

Blake, Joanne and Jack: And help him(me) walk out the door.

 

Edited 28 Feb 2016 by Zelian St John

[Geoffrey St John 175]

A brother's pep talk.

James: Excited for the brand new day

A new start,  and new paths to take

Journeys can be endless

You chose your own path, that is a trainer's way

Jack: (A trainer's way)

James: With the power of the flame

Jack: (Power of the flame)

James: I know you can live up to the Pyrian name

 

James: Your heart's burning, burning

Feel it burning internally

Your heart's burning, burning

So passionately

 

Both: Our heart's burning, burning

James: Burning every single day,

Jack: Showing me my way

Both: Excited or afraid

James: Either way can help feel the burn

 

Jack: I've made my choice, And now I can

Hear my heart's call,

James: That is your path to take

Jack: Is my path, Is my path to take

Where I'll end up I don't know

James: Don't hold yourself back, You must let your fire glow

Jack: Let my fire glow

The spirit to always achieve

James: One battle ends,

Jack: Another begins,

Both: You'll win if you just believe

 

Both: Your heart's burning, burning

Feel it burning internally

Your heart's burning, burning

So passionately

 

Our heart's burning, burning

Burning every single day,

Showing us the way

Excited or afraid

Either way can help feel the burn

 

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And the encounter with an idol

 

Flint: You're pushing above your weight,

I'm part of an elite four!

Jack: I've always looked to to you, Sir Flint,

And you deserve so much more!

 

Flint: So you know of my strength

Aren't you scared of me?.

Jack: If I let fear guide me

How strong can I be!?

 

Flint: You've made your point lad,

But I still don't know.

Jack: My courageous fire is burning,

Let's make a fiery show!

 

Flint: Ha Okay, But I won't hold back.

Jack: I don't want it any other way!

Flint: One on one, Infernape go:

This is no time to play!

 

Both: Let's go!

 

Victory is mine this day!

Flint: Use Mach punch multiple hits.

Jack: Use dig to get away!

Flint: Intercept with Flare Blitz!

 

Victory is mine this day!

Jack: Use flame wheel head on!

Flint: Use Mach punch to send him away!

Jack: It's over you won!

 

Both: This battle was one way!

Flint: Victory was mine today!

 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Before you try to make an intervention, I am not in one of my moods I just felt like making a parody so enjoy it.

 

I can't be calm

I can't be happy

And I have to say I blame you

 

I can't pretend

I can't ignore this

And I have to say I blame you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

 

I can't be nice

I can't be friendly

And I have to say I blame you

 

I can't be free

I can't be joyful

And I have to say I blame you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

I'm alone, dreaming of my revenge on you

Hatred grown, through all of my rage and hate

I blame you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

They think I am here to support them

But I'm just binding my time

Until I'm able to be the end of you

 

I can't be good

I can't be patient

And I have to say I blame you

[Geoffrey St John 175]

This should be fairly obvious to the meaning and the song is just awesome.

(Doubt I will ever get it out of my head)

 

Hear my voice, hear my plea

And I feel I must decree

I'll stand here, tall and free

In my true Identity

Roaming in black and white

I know I will be alright

Clear the sky, calm the sea

In my true identity

I know my destiny

Is to take the name Geoffrey

He's my true Identity

[Geoffrey St John 175]

 

 

Silver: There is a tale to tell, from the land of old

A story of a man, of whom I sing this ode

Sonic: Silver? What? Ha, this must be a joke.

Silver: This is no joke, I am serious indeed.

Geoffrey St John is the hero that we all need.

Sonic: You know the story and the end 

Yet on Geoffrey you choose to depend.

Silver, Geez! That's just pain wrong!

Silver: I know his resolve can be strong. 

 

His Tactics are cunning, his motives are pure

He will listen to Sally, just like before 

The words he has spoken you know are true!

He'll protect this city! Even if it's from you!

 

Silver: Slow down Sonic, you can't just rush around

If you do then we'll all be six feet in the ground

Sonic: What a hoot! There is no way I can lose

Silver: What a fool! You really are not that great

This seer warns of your deadly fate

 

Sonic: All the attempts to reach your goal.

Only resulted in a bigger hole.

Silver dude! You know we're way past cool

Silver: Our True Blue hero is a complete fool!

 

Sonic: Our world's future needs saving, So you chose to try. 

We needed a hero but you chose the wrong guy. 

So I will show you the hero you should have chose,

The hero who always wins, against all of his foes

 

Silver: There is a tale to tell, from the land of old

A story of a man, of whom I sing this ode

Sonic: Silver? What? Ha, this must be a joke.

Silver: This is no joke, I am serious indeed.

Geoffrey St John is the hero that we all need.

Sonic: You know the story and the end 

Yet on Geoffrey you choose to depend.

Silver, Geez! That's just pain wrong!

Silver: I know his resolve can be strong. 

 

His Tactics are cunning, his motives are pure

He will listen to Sally, just like before 

The words he has spoken you know are true!

He'll protect this city! Even if it's from you!

 

Silver: Slow down Sonic, you can't just rush around

If you do then we'll all be six feet in the ground

Sonic: What a hoot! There is no way I can lose

Silver: What a fool! You really are not that great

This seer warns of your deadly fate

 

Sonic: All the attempts to reach your goal. 

Only resulted in a bigger hole. 

Silver dude! You know we're way past cool

Silver: Our True Blue hero is a complete fool!

 

Silver: My powers are failing, But my task is complete

With him to lead us, there is no threat that we can't defeat

If we somehow lose an attack, 

He will be ready, with a plan to strike back!

 

Silver: There is a tale to tell, from the land of old

A story of a man, of whom I sing this ode

Sonic: Silver? What? Ha, this must be a joke.

Silver: This is no joke, I am serious indeed.

Geoffrey St John is the hero that we all need.

Sonic: You know the story and the end 

Yet on Geoffrey you choose to depend.

Silver, Geez! That's just pain wrong!

Silver: I know his resolve can be strong. 

 

His Tactics are cunning, his motives are pure

He will listen to Sally, just like before 

The words he has spoken you know are true!

He'll protect this city! Even if it's from you!

 

Silver: Slow down Sonic, you can't just rush around

If you do then we'll all be six feet in the ground

Sonic: What a hoot! There is no way I can lose

Silver: What a fool! You really are not that great

This seer warns of your deadly fate

 

Sonic: All the attempts to reach your goal. 

Only resulted in a bigger hole. 

Silver dude! You know we're way past cool

Silver: Our True Blue hero is a complete fool!

 

Sonic: You choose to ignore me, so the plan won't work

I'm not the problem, That's your chosen one, St Jerk!

When the future is saved it will be by me doing my thing. 

'Cause unlike Geoffrey, I have chosen the right King!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

 

 

Buddies, I am unsure you know just what you have here!
So, why not sit still there,
While I point out the facts!

 

Well, Sonic had his freedom team,
Enerjak had his prelate tools.

So listen to this story , open up your ears now
You've got to stop yourself becoming fools

There is a surprise waiting for you now!
Something on which to depend!
You can think, plot and brainstorm
Or, ignore the evil actions of a friend,  then you hear

"Mr. Vulpine, dude, need to relax stress free?
Then rejoice as I tell you, wish came true"
A stress free weekend I can guarantee

Free time may be sonethingbyou lack
No matter what obstacle faced;

Got here a real stinker who has your back

 

 

That's right, you did not mishear.

You've a bud, a pal, a bro.
Protecting all held dear; so now, don't fear.
I wonder if you have realised

And saw that things are kept way on track,
Nothing can phase you now, you've.

Got here a real stinker who has your back 

 

The stinker is here?
The stinker is there?
The stinker can come
From anywhere?
The stinker will show?
Or maybe not!
The stinker will always surprise, in weird ways,
You never can know what he has got!

Don't try to predict, or understand,
That is just an impossibility ,
He is there to lend a hand;
Whatever your need may be

 

A strong desire to help you out,
Wanting to repair, anything that is broke
His words are cryptic but no need to shout
He never wants to let you down at all

Dragon master, pal, no matters the odds they stack.
When you call, he'll climb the wall!
Got here a real stinker who, real stinker who,
Got here a real stinker who, real stinker who,
Got here a real stinker who has your back.

Got here a real stinker who has your back.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

 

 

I have no idea what is waiting for me

What the future holds, when I walk out that door

 

I don't feel prepared to walk out

But you say I can't stay I have to walk away

(Am I ready for this? Am I ready for you?)

 

Every little step is an obstacle for me to face

(Am I ready for this? Am I ready for you)

I feel so lost, I feel so alone
I thought this would pass, when I was fully grown
Sadly I was wrong, it has got much worse

 

I long for the day I ride in that hearse

 

What gives you the right to torture me?

 

To cause me such pain, to make me want to hide?
Now I'm thinking how easy it could be

 

To let myself be lost beneath the tide

(Am I ready for this? Am I ready for you)

 

Under the water I am sure you would just let me drown

(Am I ready for this? Am I ready for you)

 

I put on a brave face but I'm hurting deep down

I feel so lost, I feel so alone
I thought this would pass, when I was fully grown
Sadly I was wrong, it has got much worse

I long for the day I ride in that hearse

 

 

Hurts so bad

That I couldn't protect you

From the pain

Of those who act out because they are different than you.

I feel so lost, I feel so alone
I thought this would pass, when I was fully grown
Sadly I was wrong, it has got much worse

I long for the day I ride in that hearse

I feel so lost, I feel so alone.
(Is this all that the future has to offer me?)

I feel so lost, I feel so alone.
(Is this all that the future has to offer me?