Sword Art Online: Origin of Kirito

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This was based off of a random conversation that took place on a Garry's Mod server!

 

Long ago, back in the earliest days of human civilization, a subspecies of homo sapiens emerged. These homo sapiens were pale in skin, and had black shiny hair and eyes. These creatures were known as Kiritos.

 

Kiritos lived in small tribes scattered across the globe, but in a span of 10,000 years, an ecumenopolis was built-- a city so large that it covered the entire planet. Thousands of subcultures formed, including Cowboy Kiritos, Hawaiian Kiritos, Samurai Kiritos, and yes, even Yaoi Kiritos. The world was mostly at peace, but suddenly, all subcultures began contesting each other. Protests began as the Kiritos passively argued at each other, trying to determine the True Kirito, who is the ultimate version of Kirito who rules the world.

 

This continued for several years until a violent war began to break out, as millions of Kiritos of all cultures and races imaginable and uninmaginable fight to the death. However, a Kirito wearing all-black had arrived. This Kirito wielded two swords-- one made of diamond, and one made of unobtainium. He went on to fight over 4.3 billion Kiritos across the globe, only using his 2 swords and a good layer of plot armour. This was absolutely the True Kirito.

 

After the war ended, only the True Kirito survived. The city that they made had been destroyed, reduced to ashes, leveled to a point where normal survival was impossible. The True Kirito used his god-like powers to create a portal that ripped through spacetime, where 35.6586° N, 139.7454° E was waiting dearly for him.