I was inspired to make this possible bit of hilarity when looking at topics in Gamefaqs.   The rule of this game is fairly simple: Create a post-by-post continuing narrative involving Sonic, but with a limit of 7 words per post or less. Why 7? Because 7's apparently a magical number in this series. 7 Chaos Emeralds, for instance.   For example:                     You can use any character, make any scenario, but only in 7 words. You don't even have to complete sentences; all else fails, you can just make an incomplete sentence and let someone else fill in the blank.   My only restriction is to keep it clean, and that it has to be a continuation from one post to the other.   With that said: I'll start us off.   Sonic was doing his usual run in...