Posted 13 Oct 2013 Granted, every gummy you eat is poisoned but it keep making you eat more. I wish for a new Sonic character to come out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Granted , He is hated by the community as a whole for being bland and just being a bad character in general. I wish for an electric bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Granted, but it will blow-up in 5 seconds I wish for the Transformers to be real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 The Decepticons kill you. Doofensmirtz: I wish me and Ivo could rule the entire Tri-Universe Area! Or at least the Bi-Universe Area, if the Doof Egg Zone is too small to count as a universe. I better get our Egg Hedgehog-and-Platypus-Crushinator or whatever ready! Eggman: Just don't give me a vase for Christmas, Heinz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Wha? Um... granted but a Genesis wave is used to stop you two (And this is why we don't need crossovers) I wish it wasn't so cold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Granted, you are burned in lava. I wish lions weren't so violent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Granted. The result: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-x79i5pf6ow&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-x79i5pf6ow Doof: I wish that I had a Corrupt-A-Wish-Because-It's-Fun-inator. And it had a giant self-destruct button! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 Granted but it corrupts a crazy teenage girl's wish to bust her brothers then a secret agent platypus pressed the self destruct button causing you to curse him I wish for a large umbrella Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 It falls on you. (Perry presses the self-destruct button. Can't you think of something original?) Perry: Grrrrrrr… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Oct 2013 (He usually destroys the inator, also, Perry doesn't growl, he makes a gurgling noise) Granted, you are now able to speak I wish I hadn't underestimated the size of the umbrella Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Oct 2013 Granted, but if you hadn't it still would've hurt you I wish I wasn't a cyborg anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Oct 2013 Doof: Granted, you are now a lawn gnome. Why, you ask? It all goes back to my youth in Gimmelshtump. Back then, the Doofenshmirtzs' were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me. While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours. All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny. And since my lawn gnome was taken away from me, I wish that everyone was a lawn gnome but me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Oct 2013 (And Balloony until he floated away, also did he have to do his long emotionally scarring backstory?) Granted but they attack you in your nightmares I wish it were morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Oct 2013 Granted, the sun will never go back down again. I wish I was younger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Oct 2013 Granted, you went back inside your mother. I wish the Dinobots were real and would help the Earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Oct 2013 Granted, but they eat all the meat. Doof: Also…CURSE YOU DYLAN THE PORCUPINE WHO FOUND A WAY TO GET ON THIS WEBSITE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT DISAPPEARED AFTER THAT SUPER GENESIS WAVE!!! Norm: I wish I was a real boy and my dad would love me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Oct 2013 (I'm from another zone and I came on before the super Genesis wave) Granted but the love doesn't last I wish for a pet dragon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Oct 2013 (I'll let the Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head grant this wish. And now, the dragon balances your checkbook. You have two more no-worry wishes, then one where you have to wish for something he likes or he'll turn you into a giant floating Dilly head. Don't judge him! He's a baby, for Aurora's sake!) Dr. Finitevus: You know exactly what my greatest with is. Grant it, and I will spare your life. (Joseph Kony = The doc.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Oct 2013 (He's Dr. Finitevus. You know, that psychotic echidna who wants to kill everyone due to the fact that he believes the world is "filthy"? The guy who helped destroy Albion? The guy who turned Knuckles into Enerjak? The guy who indirectly but blamefully killed Locke?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Oct 2013 (He might be talking about the giant floating baby head part) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Oct 2013 (So while everybody on the planet is dead, Finitevus is now a chicken, right?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites