Posted 30 Sep 2013 (humpf) Granted, but they are not edible anymore. I wish for less Gut shot when people are playing this game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted, you get pies thrown in your face at an extremely rapid pace that is accelerating. I wish you would give me a massage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted , You didn't need that neck anyway. Or a spine , if that matter. I wish for a wish, in a wish, while wishing, all the way to the wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 I'm tired, so…YOU WISH! I wish I had abs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted . They are not yours. I wish that he wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 (WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!!) Your wish that he wish is wishful but you wish so the wish isn't wishful enough for wishing. Wish for another wish (I have no idea what I just said there so don't ask me) I wish that everyone only uses "wish" once in their wish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted , but only for 3 second. 1,2,3... done. I wish to hope that I can wait for more patience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 (I waited all day for this!?) Granted, but you get paddled for oxymoron. I wish everyone could shut up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 (Yes, I hope you didn't wish to see these wishes. They aren't very wishful. Granted, for a second I wish I understood what I was saying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted, you can't understand anyone else as they all speak a mish-mash of Swahili and Cantonese. I wish for my very own Claptrap unit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Sep 2013 Granted . It launches the robolution and you end up as it's first victim. I wish for a Nerf gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted, every time you refill it, it malfunctions and goes out of control. I wish for a cold, hard, chocolate bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted. It's frozen I wish not to fail any school tests I have from now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted , you cannot fail anything anymore , and life become dull . I wish to be less lazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted but get stuck in a day that repeats itself for the rest of time so everything you do ammounts to nothing by the time the day ends. I wish luck to my friend Dilly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted, but he falls off a cliff, and then ends up in a full body cast in the hospital. More metaphors: Sonic: I wish I had a pet hedgehog. (I do this so the end result doesn't affect me.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 (Thanks. Falling off a cliff is just what I need) Granted. He uses it for ammo in a catapult and fires the hedgehog at you (Who says you can't be involved) I wish I wasn't getting so bored from all the revision Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 Granted, you goof off and get even more revision the next day. Tails: I wish I couldn't be treated in a condescending way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 Oct 2013 (No corruption from me right now, but I don't have a tomorrow) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 (Translation of your thing, please. And then we go back to corrupting wishes. You have to be alive!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 (and back on topic...) Granted, you are now permanently mobbed by obsessed groupies and fan-girls I wish my work was done for today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 Granted, your teacher tripled your work for the remaining semester. I wish I had a newborn lion cub and named it Kali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 (As far as I'm aware, Skye isn't in school anymore) Granted but it keeps bringing dead animals into your house I wish that my recent test goes better than my last attempt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 By 1% it does. Eggman: I wish that I ruled the universe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Oct 2013 (Dylan is right. Been out of Uni for a few years now! A tripling of zero is still zero, so my wish has no consequences! Whee!) Granted, you gain control the very moment the universe dies. I wish I could afford a new computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites